Hapana chikonzero chekupfeka t-shirt yeFrida Kahlo kutsigira chikonzero chevakadzi zuva rega rega. Zvinokwana kuwanza zviito zviduku kuchinja tsika.
1. Ndiri mutsigiri weOlympe de Gouges
Ini ndinounganidza ruzivo nezveOlympe de Gouges, nekuti ndiye hunhu hunotambwa nemwanasikana wangu ane makore gumi muatheater. Uye harisi bvudzi rake rinotifadza, asi chimiro chake chepfungwa, kumukira, kurova, kuzvimiririra.
2. Ndinorwisana nezvinoda kuonekwa
Kugeda-geda ndichigeda-geda mazino angu, ndichidya zvinoshungurudza zvekuda kuenda kudhamu, ndichimuka maminetsi makumi maviri kare kuti ndizora mafuta zuva rega rega, ndichimonyorora tsoka dzangu pazvitsitsinho kuti nditaridzike zvakanyanya… Kwete, ndatenda (sekutaura kwaCyrano )!
3. Ndinoita hurukuro dzakapfimbwa
Ndinotaura zvakanyanya nezve kusaenzana kwevakadzi zvekuti mwanakomana wangu ane makore 6 akachema paakaona kuti vasikana havagone kusimuka weti zviri nyore sezvinoita vakomana! Ichokwadi kuti, zvinoshamisa!
4. Ndinonwa doro ndichisvuura makarotsi
Pandinenge ndakaneta usiku, kubva kubasa, kumba, kubva kuvana, ndinoti kumunhu wose paanenge achibika: “Ndinganwa doro!” Uye mumwe wangu anoita (nechidimbu cheremoni).
5. Handizivi kuti mop inochengeterwa kupi
Handina kumbobvira ndatsvaira mumba, ibasa remurume wangu. Mabasa epamba akakamurwawo zvakakwana kuita zvikamu zviviri zvakaenzana. Asi ini ndichiri kuziva nzira yekutsvaira mudambudziko!
6. Ndinozvigona ndega
Kana pasisina bhatiri muchitoyi, ndinovhura toyi ndoisa bhatiri idzva (wow!). Kana zvasvika pakutora tafura yeping-pong kubva mugaraji, ndinotora hushingi hwangu mumaoko ese uye ndinosvika ikoko. Pakazara, handichafonere baba vevana vangu kuti vabatsirwe, kunze kwekungosuka uriri!
7. Ndinorwisana nemafungiro asina kunaka
Kana dziri mbatya ndinotenga dzeblue, pink, green, dzevasikana nevakomana. Mwana wangu ane chidhori. Mwanasikana wangu ari kuteerera Vegedream. Muchato wavakatanga kupinda waive wengochani. Kwavari, chii chingave chiri musikirwo kupfuura kuona babamunini vavo vachitsvoda George Michael?
8. Mamiriro angu haana kwaakarerekera kune varume nevakadzi
Murume, mwana, mucheche, pasinei nebonde kana kunyange zera, ndinodana munhu wose "louloute yangu" kana "katsi yangu". Uye mhuri yangu yese inoita kunge yasvika pakuwirirana nekupenga kwangu kusina murume.
9. Ndinoshanda uye ndinochengeta vana sezvakaita baba vavo
Nguva imwe neimwe vana vangu pavaiberekwa, ndaikwanisa kuvaona zvikuru uye kutanga mabasa ane chiuru. Kureva kuti, ndakazvishingisa kutaura zvangu
murudo kuvachengeta seni. Muchidimbu, handisi ndega mubereki mumba.
10. Amai vangu munhukadzi
Ndine amai vane makore 75 vanotamba theatre, vanonwa whisky uye hapana chavanotya. Ini ndinomupa ruremekedzo, nekuti kuve mutongikadzi nhasi kuri nyore kupfuura zvazvaive mazuva evakuru vedu. Maita basa mbuya! Kana wanga usina
ndakapisa simbi dzenyu, isu taizongoaina zvedu (nebhurugwa remukati revarume vedu!). the