😉 Kwaziwai kune wese akadzungaira mune ino saiti! Shamwari, ndinovimba kuti iyi inonakidza nyaya yehupenyu ichave yekufarira kwauri. Unusual plot.
Funny story
Ini nemudzimai wangu takanga tichifamba pakati pehusiku kubva kuimba yemitambo tichipfuura nemupaki. Kwasviba, kunenge kusisina vanhu, asi kune rimwe divi remugwagwa, vasingawanzo pfuura nenzira. Hurukuro yacho yakatendeukira kumusoro weutsotsi woga.
Mudzimai anoti: “Ndichafamba ndoga manheru, kana chimwe chinhu chikaitika, hapana kana murume mumwe chete achandireverera.” Rega ndiite nharo: sei iye ane mafungiro akadaro pamusoro pevarume? Akatanga kupa mienzaniso yehugamba hwake nehwevamwe. Akati: “Ngationei! Kunge uri kundibata chibharo! Ngationei kuti pane anouya achimhanya kuzondinunura here kana kuti kwete. “
Hapana kupera nguva. Takatanga kuedza. Ndakakandira mudzimai wangu palawn, ndokudhonza zipi yebhachi rangu, ndichibva ndatosvika pazipi yebhurugwa rangu. Uye pakarepo anoshevedzera kupaki yose: "Batsira !!! Kubatwa chibharo !!! ” Uye ngatizvirwisei munzira dzose.
Handizivi kuti sei, asi kubva pakupopota kwake ndakasvika pakugadzirira kurwa. Anofamba pasi pangu, ndinonzwa: kunyangwe mapurisa akauya achimhanya, handingamusiye aende kusvika ndaita basa rangu.
Ndave nenguva ndisina shungu dzakadaro. Mudzimai anotowedzera kushevedzera kuti: “Liu-yu-di-ii! Ndibatsire! ” Ndinomuvhara muromo neruoko rumwe, ndichimubvisa bhurugwa nerimwe racho. Akawana chido chakadaro kwandiri - akagadzirira kumubata chibharo pamberi pevateereri vakashamisika.
Anondibvunza munzeve dzangu kuti: “Uri kupenga here? Taida kunyepedzera! ”. Ndinozvitutumadza ndichipindura kuti: “Vaida kunyepedzera, asi zvichabuda muchokwadi!” mudzimai akarega kuramba achishamisika. Kutaura chokwadi, hatina kumbobvira taita zvepabonde nechisimba zvakadaro muupenyu hwedu!
"Madam, don't worry .."
“Zvakanaka,” mudzimai wangu akabvunza apo takanga tava kutobaya mabhatani, “magamba ako aripi? Handione kana mumwe chete! ” Uye kamwe kamwe pedyo imwe harahwa “dandemutande raMwari” ine imbwa iri patambo inoti: “Mai, musanetsekane, ndatofonera mapurisa.”
Ipapo takabva tasvetuka uye kusvetuka kwatinoita! Vakamhanya sekunge vari kutsvaga goridhe reOlympic! Thank God mapurisa akanonoka.
Munguva ichangopfuura, mupaki yemanheru, ndakasangana nemudzimai wangu kubva kubasa, uye zvakare ndaida "kumubata chibharo". Akaridza mhere ndokuramba, akatodambura zipi yemudhebhe. Akabva angogunun'una nekuda kwemheni, asi chiso chake chairatidza kuti akanga afadzwa.
Zvakare, hapana akauya kuzomubatsira. Vamwe tete chete ndivo vakatyisidzira vari kure vachiti: “Ndichafonera mapurisa izvozvi!” Asi handina kuziva kuti ndakazviita here kana kuti kwete. Aya ndiwo maitiro andakaita "bhinya".
Ndinotya kuti nokukurumidza kana kuti gare gare vachanditora. Mudzimai anotenda zvinorwadza anoshevedzera: "Batsira, kubata chibharo !!!" Unonzwa tsotsi rakadaro kubva mukuchemerera kwake. Edza kuratidza gare gare kuti tiri kunyepedzera ...
😉 Vadiwa vaverengi, goverai chinyorwa ichi "Nyaya inonakidza kubva kuhupenyu: A-make-believe maniac" neshamwari dzako pasocial network.