Amai venyika: uchapupu hwaEmily, amai vokuScotland

"Ndinofunga yave nguva yekuenda kunorongedza sutukesi yako",nyamukuta wangu wekuScottish akandiudza maawa mashoma ndisati ndasununguka. 

Ini ndinogara kuParis, asi ndakasarudza kunozvarira kunyika yangu kuti ndikwanise kugara nemhuri yangu, asi zvakare nekuti ikoko, nhumbu haisi dambudziko. Mavhiki matatu ndisati ndasvika, ini nomumwe wangu takatanga rwendo rwedu kubva kuFrance kuenda kuScotland nemotokari. Hatisi vehunhu hwekunetsekana! Vakadzi vane sarudzo pakati pechipatara kana "Birth centers" iyo inonyanya kufarirwa. Inoberekwa nenzira yechisikigo mukugezera, mumhepo inozorodza. Ndakanga ndisati ndave nefungidziro chaiyo pamusoro pekusununguka kwangu nokuti hatirongeri mberi zvikuru, asi kubva pakusununguka kwokutanga, ndakarasikirwa nokuzorodza kwangu kweScottish, uye ndakateterera vanachiremba kuti vandipe epidural, chiito icho chiri. hazvisi zvakajairika kwatiri.

Sezvinorehwa nehurongwa, maawa makumi maviri nemana akanga apfuura kubva patakasvika ini naOscar kumba. Mumwe nyamukuta anouya kuna amai vechidiki kwemazuva gumi akatevedzana kuti avabatsire uye vamutsigire mukugadzirira kuyamwisa. Dzvinyiriro yacho yakasimba kwazvo, uye hazvishamisi kunzwa vanhu vachipindira muzvisarudzo zvevakadzi, vachivabvunza kuti sei vasingayamwisa vana vavo. Oscar akanga achinwisa zvakanaka nekuda kwedambudziko rerurimi rwefrenulum. Ndakazorega pashure pemwedzi miviri, ndiine mhosva. Nekutarira shure, ndinobvuma chisarudzo ichi chakabvumira mwanakomana wangu kudya zvakanaka. Tinoita sezvatinogona!

"Hapana vana mubhawa mushure me19pm! ” Izvi ndizvo zvatakaudzwa nemuridzi webhawa umo mumwe wangu neni tichitamba mabhiridha akatiudza mamwe manheru, Oscar akagadzikwa murunyararo mukamuri rake rinotonhorera parutivi pedu. Scotland inyika yakatarisana nedambudziko rekudhakwa pakati pevadiki, uye nekudaro, mutemo uyu hauna mutsauko, kunyangwe mudiki ari mubvunzo aine mwedzi mitanhatu. Mukudzoka, nyika yakazara "inoshamwaridzana nevana". Imwe neimwe yekudyira ine tafura yayo yekuchinja, zvigaro zvevana uye kona yakaparadzana kuitira kuti vadiki vatambe. MuParis, ndinogara ndichizviona ndine rombo rakanaka kuwana nzvimbo yemwanakomana wangu. Ndinoziva kuti megalopolis haifanirwe kufananidzwa nenyika yangu inoumbwa nemadhorobha madiki. Vana vanorerwa mukuyanana nemasikirwo, zvinhu zvakasikwa. Isu tinoredza, tinofamba, tinofamba musango kunyangwe mukunaya kwemamiriro ekunze, hunova hupenyu hwedu hwezuva nezuva! Kunze kwezvo, zvinondifadza kuona vanhu vadiki vechiFrench vakaungana pachangotonhora. MuScotland, vana vachiri kubuda vakapfeka zvikabudura uye t-shirts munaNovember. Isu hatimhanyire kuna chiremba wevana pakutsveta kudiki: isu tinosarudza kusavhunduka uye kurega zvirwere zvidiki zvichirarama.

"Haggis yakahwanda mumakomo uye Loch Ness mudhamu." Vana vadiki vanozununguswa nekurira kwengano dzechivanhu.Ndinoverengera Oscar ngano yechiScottish manheru ega ega kuti azive tsika dzedu. Anoziva kuti mumasango edu munogara fairies (maKelpies) asingafaniri kukanganiswa. Ndiri kutsvaga kuFrance zvidzidzo zvekutamba zveScottish, zvakakosha kutsika dzedu. Vana vanoidzidza kubva kuchikoro chepuraimari uye Kisimusi yega yega, vanoisa pashow mune yakajairwa chipfeko: vakomana vadiki vari mukilt hongu! Oscar anofanira kuvaziva, nokuti kana achizoda kuchata kuScotland, tinovheyesa zviuno zvedu kweanenge maawa maviri kuenda kumadhanzi edu echivanhu. Chikafu chedu chenyika, Haggis (yakatumidzwa zita remhuka yedu yekufungidzira), inoperekedza mhemberero dzedu. Pakangotanga kuoneka mazino avo, maScots anoadya nemhuri yavo uye dzimwe nguva neSvondo kwekudya kwekudya kweScottish. Ndiri kushuvira mabrunch aya andinetsa kuunza kuno. Zvinofanira kutaurwa kuti maFrench havangambofungidzire kuchinjanisa croissant yavo, toast uye jamu kudumbu remakwai edu akazadzwa nemoyo, chiropa nemapapu. Kubata chaiko!