Rangarira firimu "The Naked Truth" naGerald Butler? Ikoko, gamba rakadzidzisa mukuru wake nzira dzekunyengera. Uye akabudirira mune izvi zvokuti akazopedzisira amuda iye pachake. Hazvishamisi kuti mufananidzo wakava hit chaiyo, nokuti nyaya yekufambidzana inonakidza kune varume nevakadzi. Uye ndizvo zvichagara zvakadaro.
Uye nezve mamiriro ekunze…
Makore mashoma apfuura, ndaiziva chaizvo kusangana nemusikana. Aiwa, aiwa, handina kuzviedza ini, ndakabatsira shamwari dzisina kuroorwa kuwana mufaro. Pano, ngatiti, mumwe wavo akatanga kunyunyuta pamusoro penhamo yakaipa murudo, akaremara senguvo, saka ndakabva ndaratidza nzira yangu yepamusoro. Ndakasarudza musikana akanaka kwazvo pamutambo uye ndakakakavadzana nemukomana nokuda kwebhodhoro re champagne kuti aisazongouya kuzosangana naye pachake, asi kugara pasi patafura uye kunyange kusiya nhamba yake yefoni. Uye pese murume paaindiridzira champagne.
Uye ndakaita zvinotevera: Ndakaenda kumusikana wacho ndokuzvisuma semubatsiri wangu kumugadziri weterevhizheni kubva purogiramu yeMamiriro Ekunze. Akataura kuti mugadziri wacho munhu anonyara kwazvo, asi tichifunga kuti iye zvino tiri kutsvaga muparidzi mutsva, aona runako rwakadaro, nenzira dzose aida kumukoka kuongororo. Anogona here kugara pasi patafura yedu otaura mitsara yakati "Uye nezvemamiriro ekunze ..." kuitira kuti mugadziri atarise chimiro chechiso chake uye diction.
Hazvina maturo kutaura, shamwari yangu yakaipa yakabva yashanduka kuita muchinda wengano mumaziso emusikana iyeye, akamhanyira kwaari, anenge achichema nemufaro. Ndakaita twuma twumatwu twetwutwutwu twetwusina kana musikana akamboramba!
Ehe, ndakanyepa uye shamwari yangu yaisagona kuvimba nehukama hwakakomba mushure meizvozvo, asi imwe neimwe mamiriro akadai airatidza chokwadi chakareruka: kuitira kukwezva kutarisa, kumira kubva kune grey mass yemhando imwechete yevashanyi vecafe, unoda. zvishoma-shoma.
Muimbi Madonna pane imwe nguva akaroora Guy Ritchie, nokuti varume vakawanda vaimutya, uye iye, pasinei nekusiyana kwezera uye mukurumbira wake, haana kutya, akaratidza kutsungirira uye akaguma paatari.
Kusarudza nzira isina kujairika yekufambidzana, kusindimara uye nerudo rusina hunhu - izvo ndizvo chete zvinodikanwa kukunda moyo wemukadzi. Mushure mekunge mukadzi anzwa "Ngatizivanei" kakapetwa makumi maviri, pamakumi maviri nerimwechete zvechokwadi achakunda pakurambidzwa uku. Uye uyo anoparadza tsika iyi yemaitiro achakunda.
Isu tinobva mune ramangwana
Mumwe wevaindiziva nguva imwe neimwe aizviratidza semurume kubva kumberi. Iye akati: "Ndini murume wako wenguva yemberi, tine vana vaviri, imba yakanaka muTroekurov, Lexus nhema uye iwe uri muridzi we salon yako yekunaka paTsvetnoy Boulevard. Kana iwe usinganditendi, zvino ndichanyora chimwe chinhu pamucheka, uye kana ndaenda, chichaitika. Pajira, aiwanzosiya nhamba dzake dzenhare nekatsamba: “Mangwana manheru unondifonera toenda kunonwa kofi.” Uye fungidzira kuti vakadana nokufamba sei! Nekuti shamwari yacho yaive yakashinga, yakapusa uye inosetsa. Izvi ndizvo chaizvo zvatinoda isu vakadzi.
Kwakange kusati kwatozosvikira makore gare gare apo ndakaziva kuti shamwari yangu yakanga yashandisa nokusaziva nzira ine simba yeNLP “Sarudzo Pasina Sarudzo”—apo zvinhu zvose zvakatosarudzirwa munhu wacho uye anongoda kuti hungu.
Uye zvakashanda! Nenzira, shamwari yacho yakazoroora mumwe weavo vakamudana. Haana kumutengera Lexus, haana kumupa salon, asi akanyatsozadzisa vimbiso yekuva nevana vaviri.
Hapana chikonzero chekuva akachenjera
Vanamazvikokota vepfungwa vanoti mazwi akangwara pakusangana anongopinda munzira. Kuedza kunowanzoitwa nemurume kuti afadze mukadzi anoona sekusiri kwechisikigo uye kushaya simba. Paunenge uchitya kukundikana, kutya kwako kunowedzera kunzwika. Asi muchokwadi, usati wasangana neiyo chaiyo, iyo chete, zvinodikanwa kuti utove nechiitiko chisina kunaka. Ndiye achakubatsira kuti uzvinzwisise zviri nani uye kubvisa kubvunda kwevanyengeri mumabvi ako.
Rimwe zuva, mumwe wandaishanda naye ane makore 42 akandikumbira kuti ndimunyorere mashoko okukwazisa vasikana pane imwe nzvimbo yokupfimbana. Zvakandishamisa ndezvokuti, vasikana vakapindura zvakanyanya kune imwe nguva yekuenda kufambidzana kuZoo, vanorumbidza senge "Iwe uri mumwe wevashoma pane ino saiti vane hungwaru mumaziso ako," uye kuziva kuti mumwe waaishanda naye akaraswa naye. musikana. Uye zvese nekuti isu vakadzi tiri hunhu hwetsitsi, tinoda kubata kumeso nemhuka. Maona? Zvose zviri nyore.
Imwe yefashoni yedu ndeyekudya. Mumwe muzivikanwi wekuCanada achangobva kutaura kuti iye zvino vane chic chakanyanya - kuzivana pamusika wevarimi. Pamwe, vanotya kuenda kumakirabhu ehusiku uye nerima cinema horo kana kuchengetedza pamatikiti. Kana kuti pamwe vanofarira kumuona achinanzva uchi achinanzva ... Saka, vateveri vemararamiro ane hutano, mafeni eparsley nechingwa chemashanga ndivo vakanyanya kubudirira. Nokuti chero ani zvake anogona kudana kubhari kune girazi rewaini, uye kumusika - yakanyanya hutano uye yemazuva ano. Zvirinani tinotenda mazviri zvakasimba.
Saka, varume vanodikanwa, unganidzai pfungwa dzenyu pamwe chete, gadzirai chimwe chinhu chitsva uye mutidaidze pamazuva nekukurumidza sezvinobvira!