20 nguva dzinonyadzisa kwazvo ...
1. Apo, akakubvunza kana mukadzi wepachitoro chekubhadhara akanga ane mwana mudumbu make.
2. Apo, akaudza shamwari yake yepamwoyo kuti amai vake vakanga vakwegura (pamberi paamai vari mubvunzo newe).
3. Paakanga achikwira mudenga nemumwe munhu waasingazivi, akatanga kudaidzira kuti “Zvinonhuwa!”
4. Apo, akapwanya Kinder yake pasofa shamwari yako chiedza grey sofa.
5. Apo, akarova zvipo zvebhavhadhe romumwe waaidzidza naye kuti azvivhure.
6. Apo, akarutsa paTGV vafambi.
7. Apo, akati kwauri mubindu, pamberi pemhomho yevanaamai vakabatwa: "Amai, makandiisa rini mumvura inotonhora", ine hunhu hunovhiringidza.
8. Paakapindura mbuya vake avo vakamubvunza kuti “Zita remudiwa wako ndiani?” », Romeo.
9. Paakaba pasuru yeHaribo musupermarket kana netsaona akatyora mabhodhoro gumi ewaini.
10. Apo, akamhanyira muchembere ari pascooter. Uye kuti chiitiko chacho chakadzokororwa mazuva akati wandei akatevedzana, nguva dzose nemunhu mumwe chete.
11. Apo, akati kuna mbuya vababa vake (amai vako vokurera) pasi pechisimbiso chekuvanzika: "Iwe unoziva amai vangu, dzimwe nguva vanoshanduka kuva muroyi". Zvino vamwene ivavo vakafarira kuzvidzokorora kwamuri.
12. Paakaita kushushikana kwekutya mundege panguva yekumhara nekuti akange apererwa.
13. Kana, akavhura door rekutaxi mumugwagwa wering nekuti kwaipisa.
14. Paakati kwauri: “Mangwanani ano mudzidzisi akatitsanangurira magadzirirwo atakaitwa vacheche. Saka, baba, iye…”
15. Apo, akaimba muimba yokumirira yachiremba: “Mbongoro yangu inorwadza, mbongoro yangu inorwadza, ndakava nenguva yakaipa muhuduku hwangu…” Maita henyu sekuru.
16. Paakati kuna tenzikadzi wake: “Baba vangu vane mboro uye amai vangu vane bvudzi”
17. Paakadya mango pamuridzi wegirosa
18. Paakatarisa mhino yachiremba wevana ndokuti, “Sei uine bvudzi rakawanda kudaro mumhino dzako! ”
19. Paakaisa chigunwe chake muchokoreti mousse yakanyatsogadzirirwa neshamwari.
20. Apo, akapinza chigunwe pa lipstick itsva yehanzvadzi yako.