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MuBrazil, tinowanzo sununguka kuburikidza necesarean section
"Kwete, asi uri kutamba?" Unopenga chose, ucharwadziwa zvikuru! ", akachema mwana wamai vangu pandakamuudza kuti ndaizonosunungukira kuFrance, kusvirwa. MuBrazil, kuvhiya kwakajairika, nekuti vakadzi vanofunga kuti kuzvara mwana kunorwadza zvakanyanya. Iriwo bhizinesi rechokwadi: Vakadzi veBrazil vanosununguka mumakiriniki, uko kamuri uye zuva rekusununguka zvakachengetwa kare. Mhuri iri kuchengeta kwemwedzi yakawanda kubhadhara chiremba wekubereka. Gisèle Bündchen, mumwe mugadziriso mukuru mukuru wokuBrazil, paakataura kuti akanga asunungurira pamba, mubhavhu rake rokugezera uye asina denda, zvakakonzera kushushikana kukuru munyika yacho. Aida kukurudzira vakadzi kuti vachinje uye vakanganwe rusaruro rwavo. Asi veBrazil vakabatikana zvakanyanya nemuviri wavo! Kunyanya nemamiriro emukadzi wavo! Inofanira kuramba yakasimba, uye varume vanobvumirana nepfungwa iyoyo.
Vanaamai vekuBrazil vadiki
” Zvino ??? Mhuri yangu yakaramba ichindibvunza. MuBrazil, tiri amai vadiki, Saka kumhuri yangu, pazera remakore makumi matatu nemaviri, ndisina mwana, ndakanga ndatova "musikana webasa", kunyanya kuna ambuya vangu vaiva nevana gumi nevasere. Pandakaziva kuti ndaiva nepamuviri, munhu wose akafara chaizvo. Kubata pamuviri, nesu, ipati yemwedzi mipfumbamwe! Paunonyanya kuratidza dumbu rako, ndipo paunowedzera kunaka. Tinotoenda kune vasoneri kuti tigadzirirwe marokwe akakosha. Asi Brazil inyika ine misiyano: kubvisa pamuviri kunorambidzwa zvachose, vamwe vasikana vanobvisa pamuviri pachivande, uye vazhinji vanofa nazvo. Zvakajairikawo kunzwa kuti mucheche araswa. Sezviri pachena, kazhinji mwedzi mipfumbamwe yakananga mushure mekupera kweCarnival ...
"Pamuviri, nesu, ipati yemwedzi mipfumbamwe!"
Mwana wekuBrazil anofanira kunge akanaka uye anonhuhwirira
"Baby shower" itsika yakasimbiswa munyika yangu. Pakutanga, yakaitwa kuti ibatsire vanaamai vaizopotsa zvinhu pakuzvarwa, asi ikozvino yave hurongwa. Tinorenda kamuri, tinokoka toni yevaenzi uye tinoodha keke remuchato. Chipo chinonyanya kufarirwa kana ari musikana mhete yemhete. Itsika, uye idzi dzinowanzoboorwa kubva pakuzvarwa. Muwadhi yevanenge vachisununguka, vanamukoti vanobvunza vanaamai kana vachida.
Mune kindergartens, zvakajairika kuona mumitemo kuti makeup uye nail polish inorambidzwa. Nekuti vadiki vekuBrazil vanowanzopfeka sevakadzi vechidiki! Mwana weBrazil anofanira kutaridzika zvakanaka uye kunhuhwirira, saka anogezwa kakawanda pazuva. Amai vanosarudza zvipfeko zvakanaka chete uye vanovhara vana vavo nematendere engirozi ane mavara.
MuBrazil, vanaamai vaduku vanogara pamubhedha kwemazuva makumi mana
"Mzukuru, chirega kushanda nesimba, dumbu rako richazorora!" ", Ndakaudzwa parunhare. Pakaberekwa Arthur, mhuri yangu yaigara ichindifonera. MuBrazil, amai kana kuti vamwene vanogara nevabereki vaduku kwemazuva 40. Mai vechidiki vanofanira kugara pamubhedha uye kumuka chete kuti vageze. Iye akapfaviswa, ndiye "resguardo". Vanomuunzira mabroths ehuku kuti apore uye asabatwa nedzihwa. Baba vacho havanyatsobatiki mukuchengeta mwana. Ndiyo mbuya vanotarisira mudiki: kubva pamakumbo kusvika kumabhati ekutanga, kusanganisira kutarisira tambo.
“Amai vokuBrazil vanosarudza zvipfeko zvakanaka kwazvo zvevacheche vavo uye vanovafukidza nematendere engirozi ane mavara.”
Ndasuwa joie de vivre wekuBrazil!
MuFrance, mazuva mana ndasununguka, ndakanga ndava kutogeza. Kunyange zvazvo ndakanga ndisina mhuri yangu, ndaifara. MuBrazil, amai vechiduku vanonzi vanorwara. Iniwo ndakatora chinzvimbo changu chehuamai faster faster. Chandinosuwa pamusoro peBrazil mufaro, mhepo yemutambo, kurota kunopararira kune pamuviri nevana. Zvese zviri pano zvinoita kunge zvakakomba. Kunyange gynecologist wangu aigara akatarisa kumusoro!