Kupupura kweVegetarian

Musi uyu, gore rapfuura, ndakarega kudya nyama. Kutaura zviri nyore: hapana nyama yemombe, nyama yenguruve, huku kana chero chinhu chine. Handina kumbobvira ndafarira zvekudya zvemugungwa, saka pakanga pasina mubvunzo wekuvasiya. Nhasi izuva rangu rekutanga vegan!

Mabharuni emhepo! Nyoka! Ndinofanira kuudza nyika kuti ndinodya saladhi (uye pizza) nenyemba (uye ice cream)!

Mukukudza kwegore negore, takaedza imwe resitorendi itsva manheru. Zvakanaka, chaingove chikonzero chekubuda, asi ini neimwe nzira ndakakwanisa kurarama nemuriwo wemuriwo. Pashure pacho, ndakatokwanisa kuita mapush-ups makumi maviri. Nhambe. Ndakapinda mumota yaidziya ndokuenda kumba.

Ndakadya zvakawanda zvezvokudya zvevegan kwemakore (se tofu kana veggie burgers), asi ndagara ndichidya nyama pamwe chete navo. Uye gore rakapfuura ndakazvirega zvachose. Pakutanga, Fran akandidaidza kuti munhu anodya miriwo. “Nhai, ini handidye nyama. Ndichazviti ndiri munhu anodya miriwo kana ndikagara gore.

Kazhinji handidi kuudza vanhu kuti ndiri munhu anodya miriwo. Ndakanzwa majee emarudzi ose. Nzira yekuziva sei munhu anodya miriwo? Usazvinetse, vachakuudza.” (Dai wanga uchifunga kuisa joke iri mumashoko, ndakurova iwe. Wadya here?)

Ndinobvunzwa mibvunzo yakawanda. “Unoda nyama here? Unogara wakaneta here? Unowanepi mapuroteni? Unobvumira vana kudya nyama here?” (Minwe yakagadzirira kuridza nhamba yechiremera chegarikano yavana) Hungu, vanodya nyama. Lilia akaedza kubata mhungu muchirimo akati yaive yekudya kwedu kwemanheru saka parizvino aitodya nyama.

Dzimwe nguva ndinonzwa kuti “Handina chandinoshora vanodya miriwo chero bedzi vasingatange tsika dzavo. Hongu, ndinonzwisisa kuti hakuna munhu anoda kudzidziswa, asi ngatitarisei: dzimwe nguva kunyange mutsara wakajeka wekuti "Handidyi nyama" unogumbura vanhu. Hazvindirwadza kuti haudi mabhega ebhinzi saka ibva wapenga kana uchiziva kuti mbabvu handidye. Ngatigare murunyararo! Ndinogona kugovera fries dzeFrance.

 

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