Dzidzo: unoziva here kuona "amai vakakwana"?

10 mazano kubva kuna amai vatsva vakakwana

Manomano Nhamba 1

Iva pastry pro nekugadzira keke rinokanda!

Pfungwa: tanga kugadzira keke regiravhiti, humambo hweshuga paste ice cream kana keke rakaita senhabvu kufadza mwana wako uye kukanda imwe paFacebook “Masikati ano, denha! # 4years #supermom ”.

Chokwadi : zvihwitsi zvinotyora muromo, hapana shamwari inoziva Elsa, Anna kana kunyange Olaf, bhora rinodonha rakananga pakati risati rakwanisa kutora mufananidzo. Iwe unopedza ne "fresh zai" madeleines kubva kugirosa. Kukundwa, asi kudada.

Manomano Nhamba 2

Gara uchiti hungu kuita kuti vana vanzwisise

Pfungwa: kuronga "Hongu zuva", kureva kupindura hongu kune zvose zvikumbiro zvevana kuti vaone kuti ivo vane mhosva yakawanda sei yezviito zvavo uye vanokwanisa kuzvitonga ivo pachavo.

Chokwadi : vanoramba vakadyarwa pamberi peTV (vakatsikitsira pasi, makumbo avo ari kuseri kwesofa), vachituta makeke ose (kunyange akaora ayo munhu asingambozvishiviri kurasa), asina kugeza, basa rechikoro riri muhurongwa. Mangwana uchaedza "hapana zuva".

Manomano Nhamba 3

Kumhanya mungoro

Pfungwa: kutamba mitambo (kumhanya) uchichengeta mwana wako (uchifamba). Yakanyanya kunaka, kunyanya nemufananidzo waamai vanoyamwisa vachidikitira muhembe yavo yakasimba yeLycra uye mucheche ane kiyi yekupandukira yakakwenenzverwa negel-isina paraben.

Chokwadi : kunaya, perineum iri kurwadziwa, mwana ari kupopota, mufambisi anorema kwazvo, pamawere, tinotya kudonha zvese! Uye pamusoro pezvose, vanhu vakapoteredza havanzwisisi nguva dzose uye vanokumisa (zvinofanira kutaurwa kuti wave kuda kufamba) kukubvunza nguva, uchifadzwa neiyi diki yekutanga yekirasi mubhasiki isingaenderane nekumhanya kwako kwepamuviri kwakapfava. , achirembera kubva pamagaro

Manomano Nhamba 4

Kurasa vhoriyamu pachidya uchiyamwa kwenguva refu

Pfungwa: kuyamwisa kweinopfuura mwedzi mitanhatu kuitira kuti muviri utore mafuta akachengetwa uye panguva imwe chete uchitevedzera kurudziro yeWHO yekudyisa mwana achangozvarwa.

Chokwadi : mushure memwedzi miviri (kana mavhiki kana mazuva, zvinoenderana ...), unorota uchirasa ma-t-shirts ese akatsvuka, ekuenda kweanopfuura maawa maviri kure nemwana uye unonetseka nepfungwa yekudhonza mukaka wako mukati. chimbuzi chakavhurika. Kunze kwezvo, iwe waizotora mashoma masikwe echokoreti zvakare kuti urege kufunga nezve zvese izvo.

Manomano Nhamba 5

Ban wipes

Pfungwa: shandisa mvura inodziya, liniment, sipo, asi kunyanya pasina zvekupukuta kuchenesa pasi pemwana! Mhoteredzo inogoneka uye kudzivirira kubva kune chepfu inosungirwa.

Chokwadi : kune yekutanga kufashukira layer mangwanani usati waenda kubasa kana panguva yekudya neshamwari, unonyura kumashure. Zvinonyadzisa asi chokwadi. Iwe wakapotsa kunyange zvishoma kunhuhwirira kwemakemikari ezviputi.

Manomano Nhamba 6

Kurarama maererano nemantras

Pfungwa: “Farai, regai kunyunyuta, rambai muine tariro, rambai makasimba. Yave yekunamira makotesheni eZen mumba mese, pafiriji, gonhi repaseri, pamusoro peTV kudzikamisa mamiriro emhuri uye kukurudzira mauto.

Chokwadi : iwe hauchaoni mitsara yacho nekumhanya yapfuura, kupopota (kusekawo zvakare) uye chete vaenzi, vakashamiswa nekupopotedzana, kusagadzikana uye madenderedzwa ako erima vanoverenga mantras kuti vazvipe ushingi hwekugara zvakadaro vachidya.

Manomano Nhamba 7

Kubereka pasina epidural

Pfungwa: dzidza kubata marwadzo nekupuruzira bhora kana kutora bhavhu rinodziya zvakasununguka, kunzwa matsimba munyama yake, kusunda zvine mutsindo ...

Chokwadi : cervix yako ndeye mbiri, hauna chishuwo chekugara mubhavhu, pabharumu kana chero imwe nzvimbo kunze kwemubhedha muimba yekuberekerwa uye uri kutokumbira nyamukuta kuti akuise pasi. Pashure pezvose, nei uchipikisana nekufambira mberi kwemishonga?

Manomano Nhamba 8

Ita kutengeswa kwegaraji rinokosha revana

Pfungwa: tengesa zvipfeko zvevana, matoyi, midziyo yekurera pamitengo yakaderera kujekesa imba uye kupa zvinhu hupenyu hwechipiri! #recup #good action

Chokwadi : haugone kunyura wounganidza zvese mumabhegi ane mwedzi mitanhatu, gore 6, makore maviri, makore matatu, ayo ari kuvhuvhu mukamuri repasi. Kana hupengo hwekuva nemumwe mwana hukakutora, hunogona kushandiswa zvakare… Dambudziko: mukati memwedzi mishoma, zvipfeko hazvichaenderane nemaitiro matsva ari muIkea catalogue! #zvakawanda zvirinani.

Manomano Nhamba 9

Isa simba rake pasina kana kumbopopota

Pfungwa: usambosimudza inzwi rako kuti unzwike, asi ratidza kuzvivimba. "Vana, patafura, pasina kupokana (kunyemwerera kwaamai vatsva vakakwana vane chokwadi nezvavo), inguva, ndagadzira chingwa chakanaka chepamba! “.

Chokwadi : kune wechitatu “tafura! Ndinoverenga kusvika kutatu! Unopopota kuzunungusa madziro emba. Uye huku nuggets zviri pachena kuti inopisa zvikuru.

Manomano Nhamba 10

Tora nguva yehukama hwako

Pfungwa: tsvaga muchengeti weMugovera manheru kuti pakupedzisira uve nebhaisikopo, resitorendi yerudo, pasina stroller, hapana chekuchinja bhegi, hapana gumbeze rinowira mumotokari kana menyu yevana ine mavara emahara paaperitif.

Chokwadi : kune tarisiro huru uye tariro iri manheru ano zvekuti kuodzwa mwoyo kudiki kunopedza tsika. Firimu racho raive pakati nepakati. Munhu aiona aiseka panguva isiri iyo. Ndiro dzakabikwa dzichidziya. Matauriro abva kune mumwe akakugumbura: “Iri rokwe rinokunakira” (harisi rokwe, i SKIRT). Uye yave nguva yekudzokera kumba nekuti iyo yekuchengeta mwana euros parade pamamita, yakaipisisa kupfuura muParisian taxi. the

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