"Keyness": nei tichinetseka nezvakaitika kare kare

Rimwe zuva baba vangu vakandiudza nyaya inonakidza kubva paudiki hwavo. Aiva hama yababa vake, sekuru vangu, vakafa, murume aifara uye ane mutsa kupfuura vanhu vose vandati ndamboonana naye.

Kumwe kupera kwevhiki, sekuru vangu vakauya kumba nebhokisi remutambo mutsva. Yakanzi Clue. Sekuru vakafara chaizvo nokutenga kwacho uye vakakoka baba vangu nehanzvadzi yavo (vakanga vava nemakore 7 ne9) kuti vazotamba. Munhu wese akagara akakomberedza tafura yekubikira, sekuru vakavhura bhokisi, vakaverenga mirayiridzo, vakatsanangurira vana mitemo, vakagovera makadhi uye vakagadzirira nhandare.

Asi vasati vatanga, bhero repamusuwo rakarira: vana vemunharaunda vakadana baba vavo nehanzvadzi yavo kuti vatambe pachivanze. Avo vasina kumbozeza vakabva vasimuka pazvigaro zvavo ndokumhanyira kushamwari dzavo.

Pavakadzoka mushure memaawa mashoma, bhokisi remutambo rakanga raiswa muwadhiropu. Ipapo baba havana kuisa kukosha kunyaya iyi. Asi nguva yakafamba, uye nguva nenguva aimurangarira, uye nguva imwe neimwe ainzwa kusagadzikana.

Akafungidzira kuti sekuru vake vasara vega patafura isina munhu, vachishamisika kuti mutambo wakabva wamiswa kudaro. Pamwe akagara kwechinguva, ndokubva atanga kuunganidza makadhi mubhokisi.

Ko sei baba vangu vakaerekana vandiudza nyaya iyi? Akauya pamberi muhurukuro yedu. Ndakaedza kumutsanangurira kuti ndinotambura zvechokwadi, ndichinzwira tsitsi vanhu mune mamwe mamiriro ezvinhu. Uyezve, vanhu ava pachavo vangasatambura zvachose. Hapana chakaipa chakaitika kwavari, uye nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero ndinonetseka pamusoro pavo.

Baba vakati: “Ndinonzwisisa zvauri kureva,” uye vakarangarira nhau yomutambo wacho. Zvakandishamisa. Sekuru vangu vaiva baba vane rudo, vakakurudzirwa zvikuru nepfungwa yemutambo uyu, uye vana vakavaodza mwoyo zvikuru, vachifarira kutaura nevezera ravo.

Sekuru vangu vakanga vari pamberi muHondo Yenyika II. Anofanira kunge akarasikirwa neshamwari, zvichida kuurayiwa. Zvingangodaro, iye pachake akakuvadzwa - zvino hazvizozivikanwi. Asi mufananidzo iwoyo unondishungurudza: sekuru vari kudzorera zvishoma nezvishoma zvidimbu zvemutambo mubhokisi.

Nyaya dzakadaro hadziwanzoitiki here? Twitter nguva pfupi yadarika yakaburitsa nyaya yemurume akakoka vazukuru vake vatanhatu kuti vashanyire. Vakanga vasina kugara vese kwenguva yakareba, uye murume mukuru akanga achivatarisira, akabika maburger gumi nemaviri… Asi muzukurusikana mumwe chete akauya kwaari.

Iyo nyaya yakafanana neyemutambo Clue. Uye mufananidzo wemurume akasuruvara uyu ane hamburger muruoko rwake ndiyo yakanyanya "kiyi" mufananidzo ungafungidzirwe.

Ndakafungidzira kuti murume mukuru uyu anotapira anoenda sei kuchitoro, anotenga zvese zvaanoda pakubika, uye mweya wake unoimba, nekuti ari kutarisira kusangana nevazukuru vake. Zvino anouya sei kumba uye nerudo anogadzira mahamburger aya, anowedzera zvinonhuwira kwavari, anogocha mabhanzi, achiedza kuita kuti zvese zvive zvakakwana. Anogadzira ice cream yake. Uye ipapo zvinhu zvose zvinokanganisa.

Fungidzira kupera kwemanheru ano: kupeta kwaanoita mahamburger masere asina kudyiwa, oaisa mufiriji… Pese paanoburitsa rimwe rawo kuti azvidziyire, anorangarira kuti akarambwa. Kana kuti pamwe haazovachenese, asi pakarepo vanovakanda mugaba remarara.

Chakangondibatsira kuti ndisaora moyo pandakaverenga nyaya iyi ndechekuti mumwe muzukurusikana wake akauya kuna sekuru vake.

Kana mumwe muenzaniso. Mukadzi ane makore 89 okukura, akapfeka zvine hungwaru, akaenda kunovhurwa kwechiratidziro chake. Uye chii? Hapana kana hama yakauya. Akaunganidza mifananidzo yacho ndokuenda nayo kumba, achireurura kuti ainzwa ari benzi. Wakambosangana nazvo here? Ikiyi huru.

Vagadziri vemafirimu vari kushandisa "kiyi" mumakomedhi ane simba uye chikuru - rangarira muvakidzani wekare kubva mufirimu "Home Alone": kutapira, kusurukirwa, kusanzwisiswa. Kune avo vanogadzira nyaya idzi, "kiyi" ingori dhiri rakachipa.

Nenzira, "kiyi" haisati yakabatana nevanhu vakuru. Anenge makore mashanu apfuura zvinotevera zvakaitika kwandiri. Ndichibuda mumba ndakamhanyira mutumwa. Akarembera pamusuwo aine murwi wemapasuru, asi akatadza kupinda pamusuwo - sezviri pachena, mutauri aive asiri pamba. Aona kuti ndave kuvhura door akabva amhanyira kwaari, asi haana kuwana nguva, akabva amurova kumeso. Akashevedzera pashure pangu kuti: “Mungandizarurira here musuo kuti ndiunze mapasuru acho pasuo?”

Ndakanonoka, mood yangu yaityisa, ndakanga ndatofamba gumi. Achikanda achipindura: "Ndine urombo, ndiri kukurumidza," akaenderera mberi, akwanisa kumutarisa nekona yeziso rake. Aive nechiso chemurume akanaka kwazvo, aishungurudzika nekuti nyika haina tsitsi kwaari nhasi. Kunyange iye zvino mufananidzo uyu wakamira pamberi pemeso angu.

"Keyness" chinhu chinoshamisa. Sekuru vangu vangangokanganwa nezve chiitiko naClue mukati meawa. Courier after 5 minutes haana kundirangarira. Uye ndinonzwa "kiyi" kunyange nekuda kwembwa yangu, kana akakumbira kutamba naye, uye handina nguva yekumusundira kure. Zviitiko zvangu mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro zvinopfuura mwero wemutambo, zvichida makumi ezviuru zvenguva.

Kunzwisisa kuti izvi hazvina musoro hazviiti kuti chiitiko che "kiyi" chive nyore. Ini ndinotongerwa kunzwa "kiyi" hupenyu hwangu hwese nekuda kwezvikonzero zvakasiyana. Chinyaradzo chete ndiwo musoro mutsva wenhau: “Sekuru vakasuwa havasisiri kusuruvara: enda kwavari kupikiniki. akauya zviuru zvevanhu ».