mapeji emangwanani

Kuti udzorere hunyanzvi hwako, unofanirwa kutanga waiwana. Ndinokurudzira kuita izvi nerubatsiro rwekuita sechinhu chisina maturo zvachose chandinodana mapeji emangwanani. Iwe unozotarisa kuchirongwa ichi mazuva ese mukosi yese uye ndinovimba kwenguva refu mushure. Ndave nemakore gumi ndichiita izvi ini. Vamwe vevadzidzi vangu, vane ruzivo rwakanyanya kudarika rwangu, vangada kurega kufema pane kuverenga mapeji emangwanani.

Ginny, munyori wescreen uye mugadziri, anovatenda nekukurudzira zvinyorwa zvake zvichangoburwa uye nekuchengeta zvirongwa zvake zveTV zvakachena uye zvakapfava. Anoti, “Iye zvino ndinotovaita nemashura. “Dzimwe nguva unofanira kumuka naXNUMX mangwanani kuti unyore tsamba usati waenda kubasa.”

Chii mapeji emangwanani? Muchimiro chakanyanya, vanogona kutsanangurwa serukova rwekuziva rwakanyorwa pamapepa matatu emavara akanyorwa nemaoko: “Oh, heino mangwanani zvakare ... Hapana zvachose chekunyora nezvacho. Zvingava zvakanaka kugeza maketeni. Ndakatora hembe muwacha nezuro here? La-la-la…” Zvizhinji pasi pasi, vanogona kunzi "suweji yehuropi", nekuti ichi ndicho chaicho chinangwa chavo chakananga.

Mapeji emangwanani haagone kukanganisa kana kushata. Aya mapepa emangwanani ezuva nezuva haafanire kunge ane chekuita nehunyanzvi. Uye kunyangwe nekunyora rugwaro rwakakodzera. Ndinosimbisa izvi kune vasiri vanyori vanoshandisa bhuku rangu. "Kunyora" kwakadaro ingori nzira, chishandiso. Hapana chimwe chinodiwa kwauri - ingomhanyisa ruoko rwako pamusoro pebepa uye nyora pasi zvese zvinouya mupfungwa. Uye usatya kutaura chimwe chinhu chakapusa, chinonzwisa tsitsi, chisina musoro, kana chinoshamisa - chero chinhu chinoshanda.

Mapeji emangwanani haafanire kuve akangwara zvachose, kunyangwe dzimwe nguva vanodaro. Asi, zvichida, izvi hazvizoitiki, izvo pasina munhu achazomboziva - kunze kwako. Hapana mumwe munhu anobvumirwa kuaverenga, uye iwewo haufaniri kuaverenga, inenge mwedzi miviri yokutanga. Ingonyora mapeji matatu woisa mapepa muhamvuropu. Kana kuti vhura peji yacho mubhuku uye usatarise zvakapfuura. Ingonyora mapeji matatu… Uye mamwe matatu mangwanani anotevera.

… September 30, 1991 Ini naDominique takaenda kurwizi pakupera kwevhiki kunobata tsikidzi dzebasa rake rebiology. Vakaunganidza makonye nemashavishavi. Ndakagadzira mambure matsvuku ndega, ndokunyatsobuda zvakanaka, shato dzemukoni chete dzaimhanya zvekuti dzakapotsa dzatibudisa misodzi. Uye isu takaona dandemutande re tarantula, iro rakafamba nerunyararo mumugwagwa wepaundi kusiri kure nemba yedu, asi isu hatina kushinga kuibata ...

Dzimwe nguva mapeji emangwanani ane tsananguro dzine mavara, asi kazhinji akazara nekusafarira, sekunge akabatanidzwa pamwechete nekuda kwekuzvinzwira tsitsi, kudzokorora, kushamisira, hudiki, kuvenga kana kupusa zvisina musoro, kana kupusa chaiko. Zvinoshamisa!

… October 2, 1991 Pandakamuka, musoro wairwadza, ndakanwa aspirin, uye zvino ndinonzwa zviri nani, kunyange zvazvo ndichiri kunzwa kutonhora. Ndofunga ndakabatwa neflue. Zvinenge zvinhu zvese zvatoburitswa, uye teapot yaLaura, yandakapotsa nekupenga, haina kumbowanikwa. Zvinopisa tsitsi sei…

Zvese izvi zvisina maturo zvaunonyora pasi mangwanani, zvinosanganisira hasha uye kupererwa, ndizvo zvinokutadzisa kusika. Kunetseka nezvebasa, tsvina yekuwachira, kubondera mumotokari, chitarisiko chisinganzwisisike kubva kune waunoda - zvese izvi zvinotenderera pane imwe nzvimbo padanho rekusaziva uye zvinokanganisa manzwiro zuva rese. Zvibudise zvese pabepa.

Mapeji emangwanani ndiyo nzira huru yekumutsidzira kwekugadzira. Kufanana nevese maartist ari kusangana nenguva yekusamira kwekugadzira, isu tinowanzo kuzvishoropodza zvisina tsitsi. Kunyangwe kana nyika yese ichifunga kuti isu takapfuma mukugadzira, isu tichiri kutenda kuti isu hatisike zvakakwana, uye izvi hazvina kunaka. Isu tinova nyajambwa wekutadza kwedu kwemukati-pedant, anovavarira kukwana mune zvese, mutsoropodzi wedu wekusingaperi, Censor, agara mumusoro (chaizvoizvo, muruboshwe hemisphere) uye anogunun'una, nguva nenguva achiburitsa manyepo. izvo zvinotaridzika sechokwadi. Censor uyu anoramba achitiudza zvinhu zvinoshamisa: "Hm, ndizvo zvatinodaidza kuti rugwaro? Chii ichi, jee? Hongu, haugone kana kuisa comma paunoda. Kana usati wamboita chinhu chakadai, haugone kutarisira kuti zvichazobudirira. Pauri pano kukanganisa pane kukanganisa uye kukanganisa kunotyaira. Chii chinoita kuti ufunge kuti une tarenda rakaderera? Uye zvose zvakadaro.

Zau.e.te pachako pamhino dzako: maonero asina kunaka eCensor yako haasi echokwadi. Iwe hauzokwanisi kuidzidza pakarepo, asi sezvaunokambaira kubva pamubhedha mangwanani uye pakarepo wogara pasi pamberi pepeji risina chinhu, unodzidza kudzivisa. Chaizvoizvo nekuti hazvigoneke kunyora mapeji emangwanani zvisizvo, une kodzero yekusateerera iyi inosiririsa Censor zvachose. Ngaanyunyute uye atuke sezvaanoda. (Uye haaregi kutaura.) Ramba uchifambisa ruoko rwako papeji. Kana uchida, unogona kutonyora chatter yake. Chenjerera kuti anodeura ropa sei anonangidzira nzvimbo isina njodzi yehunyanzvi hwako. Uye usakanganise: Censor iri pazvitsitsinho zvako, uye iye muvengi ane hunyanzvi. Kana wawedzera kungwara, iye anowedzera kungwara. Wanyora mutambo wakanaka here? Iyo censor ichakuzivisa iwe kuti hapana chimwe chekutarisira. Wakadhirowa sketch yako yekutanga here? "Kwete Picasso," achadaro.

Funga nezveCensor iyi seNyoka yakashongedzwa inotsvedza kuburikidza neEdheni rako rekugadzira uye nekuzevezera zvinhu zvakashata kuti zvikuvhiringe. Kana Nyoka isingakukodzeri, sarudza mumwe munhu, seshaki kubva mufirimu Jaws, uye uyambuke kunze. Tumira mufananidzo uyu kwaunowanzo kunyora, kana kuuisa munotipadhi. Nekungoratidzira Censor seakashata diki katuni rogue uye nekudaro kumuisa panzvimbo yake, iwe zvishoma nezvishoma uri kumutorera simba pamusoro pako uye kugona kwako.

Anopfuura mumwe wevadzidzi vangu akarembera - semufananidzo weCensor - pikicha isingafadzi yemubereki wake - iye waanofanirwa kuita seanotsoropodza mupfungwa dzake. Saka, basa racho harisi kuona kurwiswa kwemunhu ane hutsinye sezwi rekufunga uye kudzidza kuona maari chete kambasi yakaputsika inogona kukutungamirira kumagumo ekugadzira.

Mapeji emangwanani haataurike. Usambofa wakasvetuka kana kucheka nhamba yemapeji emangwanani. Chimiro chako hachina basa. Zvinhu zvakashata zvaunonzwa kubva kuCensor hazvina kukosha zvakare. Pane fungidziro isiriyo yekuti unofanirwa kunge uri mune imwe mood yekunyora. Ichi hachisi chokwadi. Kazhinji mabasa akanakisa ehunyanzvi anozvarwa chaizvo pamazuva iwayo paunofunga kuti zvese zvaunoita hazvina musoro. Mapeji emangwanani achakumisa kuti urege kuzvitonga uye kukubvumira kungonyora. Saka zvakadini kana wakaneta, wakatsamwa, wakaora mwoyo uye usingakwanisi kuisa pfungwa dzako? Inner artist yako mwana anoda kudyiswa. Mapeji emangwanani ndiwo chikafu chake, saka enda nazvo.

Mapeji matatu ezvese zvinouya mumusoro mako - ndizvo zvega zvinodiwa kwauri. Kana pasina chinouya, nyora pasi: "Hapana chinouya mupfungwa." Ramba uchiita izvi kusvika wapedza mapeji ese ari matatu. Ita chero chaunoda kusvika wapedza zvese zviri zvitatu.

Apo vanhu vanondibvunza, "Sei kunyora aya mapeji emangwanani?" - Ndinozviseka: "Kuti ndipinde mune imwe nyika." Asi mujee rimwe nerimwe pane chikamu chiduku chejee. Mapeji emangwanani anonyatso kutitora «kune rumwe rutivi» - kutya, kusava netariro, kuchinja kwemafungiro. Uye zvakanyanya kukosha, vanotiendesa kunzvimbo iyo Censor isingachakwanise kusvika kwatiri. Paanenge asingachanzwiki kutaura kwake, tinowana tiri toga uye tinogona kuteerera inzwi roMusiki wedu uye isu pachedu.

Zvakakodzera kutaura kufunga kune musoro uye kwokufananidzira. Kufunga zvine musoro ndiko kusarudzwa kweWestern Hemisphere yePasi. Inoshanda nemafungiro, zvakajeka uye zvinoenderana. Bhiza mune rational system yakadaro imwe musanganiswa wenhengo dzemhuka. Sango rematsutso rinoonekwa semhando yemavara: tsvuku, orenji, yero, girini, goridhe.

Kufunga kwekufungidzira ndiye muvambi wedu, mwana wedu, purofesa wedu ane pfungwa dzisipo. Pamwe achati: “Maiwe! Zvakanaka! " Anofananidza zvisingaenzaniswi zvachose (chikepe chakaenzana nemasaisai pamwe netsika). Anoda kufananidza mota inomhanya nemhuka yemusango: "Mhumhi yakabhururuka ichibuda pachivanze ichichema."

Kufunga kwokufananidzira kunobata mufananidzo wose. Inogamuchira maitiro uye mimvuri. Richitarisa sango rematsutso, rinoti: “Maiwe! Bouquet yemashizha! Zvakanaka sei! Kubwinya - kupenya - seganda renyika - roumambo - carpet! Iyo izere nekushamwaridzana uye isina kuvharidzirwa. Inobatanidza mifananidzo nenzira itsva kuti ibudise chirevo chezviitiko, sezvakaitwa nevekare veScandinavians, vachidana chikepe "gungwa bhiza". Skywalker, iyo Skywalker muStar Wars, chiratidzo chinoshamisa chekufunga kwekufungidzira.

Nei vachikurukurirana pamusoro pekufunga kune musoro uye kufunga kwokufananidzira? Uye kunze, mapeji emangwanani anodzidzisa kufunga kune musoro kudududza uye kupa mukana wekufananidzira.

Ungaona zvichibatsira kufunga nezvechiito ichi sokufungisisa. Chokwadi, izvi zvinhu zvakasiyana. Zvakare, haugone kujaira kufungisisa zvachose. Mapeji acho achaita senge kune mumwe munhu ari kure nekunamata uye kugadzikana - asi, ivo vane zvakawanda zvidiki uye zvisina kunaka mumanzwiro avo. Uye zvakadaro vanomiririra nzira yekufungisisa inodzamisa kunzwisisa kwedu pachedu uye inobatsira kuchinja hupenyu.

Uye chimwe chinhu zvakare: mapeji emangwanani akakodzera kune vanyori, vavezi, vadetembi, vatambi, magweta uye vakadzi vemba. Kune wese anoda kuedza ruoko rwake pakusika. Usafunge kuti izvi ndezvevanyori chete. Magweta akatanga kushandisa nzira iyi anopika kuti abudirira zvikuru mudare. Vatambi vanoti ikozvino zviri nyore kwavari kuchengetedza kuenzanisa - uye kwete mupfungwa chete. Nenzira, ndivo vanyori vasingakwanisi kubvisa chido chinozvidemba chekunyora mapeji emangwanani, pane kungofambisa uye vasingafungi kufambisa ruoko rwavo pamapepa, avo vanoona zvakaoma zvikuru kunzwa kubatsirwa kwavo. Asi, ivo vachanzwa kuti mamwe magwaro avo ari kuva akasununguka zvikuru, akafara muhukuru uye nyore kuberekwa. Muchidimbu, chero chaunoita kana chaunoda kuita, Mapeji eMangwanani ndeako.