Kare, pandakaenda kugadziri webvudzi, ndaigara ndichienda nebhuku. Eya, paunenge wakagara nenyanga dzakapendwa kana kupfungaira zvitsitsinho zvako, nguva haipambadzi. Asi ndakazotanga kuona kuti handina kumbovhura bhuku racho. Nokuti saloni izere nemhando dzose dze gloss - dzakangwara (sezvatinoda kuzviruramisa) uye zvachose boulevard.
Saka, pachinzvimbo chemabhuku akangwara, ruoko rwangu rwuri kusvika pakunaka uku, uye kusveerera. Uye zvakangofanana, munzvimbo chaiyo, imwe mhando yeOK!, kana Mhoro!, kana Elle asingatsungiririki anoratidzwa. Ndiko, apo vese vanozivikanwa vakakomberedzwa nevana pagungwa kana diva ine shamwari itsva papuratifomu yeAustralia Open vakavanda kuseri kwemagirazi eRay-Ban akafanana neangu.
Ini ndinodawo musoro wekuti "hudiki husingagumi pasina scalpel yekuvhiya" uye nezve kwaunogona kuzorora zvinodhura uye zvinodhura. "Chii chakaipa neni?" Ndinozvibvunza mushure mekupedza awa ndichinyura muhupenyu hwe caramel. Kana kuti hauna kudzidziswa here, mwana, kuti aya ese madhiri ekuzivisa? Kuti runako urwu rwese, rusina kuenzana neicho chaicho, runokandwa mauri kuitira kuti ripe kukurumidza kuyerera kwako kwemari kunyoro, kwakamiswa pakati pesupamaketi nedzimba nemasevhisi emunharaunda?
Ndakaverenga zvinyorwa zvekushambadzira uye zvekudzidzisa nekuti ndinofarira tariro yavo uye kunetseka kunobata pamwero wekutaura.
Zvese zvakadaro, asi ini ndinoverenga gloss uye ndinowana mamwe mafaro panguva imwe chete. Ndakaedza kuzvigadzirira chimiro chayo. Mumwe nemumwe wedu anoyedza kugadzira mufananidzo wakakwana. Imwe modhi mukati mayo inonakidza uye yakanakira isu kuti tizive kugona kwedu. Uye nei ndichida iyi furo uye tinsel ine ingwe yeShanghai yakagadzirira munzira inoenda kune inokosheswa mufananidzo wehungwaru hweguta guru? Ndinosundidzira fungidziro iyi yese uye ndinobvuma kwandiri kuti kufungisisa kwemaonero akanaka kunosimudza mweya wangu - kunyangwe mhando imwe chete yemahombekombe nemahotera, kunyangwe mapikiniki akarongwa uye michato yemumwe munhu. Nokuti kune zuva, iro rinogara riri munzira kwatiri, vanhu vakazadzisa chinangwa chavo uye (ichi ndicho chinhu chikuru!) Mhedziso yemikana yandakakanganwa zvachose pa microwave yangu.
Kure. Ndine Beautician wangu, angangoita nhengo yemhuri, chiremba wepfungwa uye vamwe "vanoshamwaridzana vepedyo". Ndinovimba navo. Ndine bhajeti, kupfuura izvo zvandisingazoendi, chero munhu angataura. Asi ndakaverenga zvinyorwa zvekushambadzira uye zvekudzidzisa kubva munhevedzano "zvakanaka kuva mudiki, mudiki uye akadhakwa muutsi", nekuti ndinofara netarisiro yavo nekunditarisira, vachibata pamwero wekutaura - sezviri pachena, neizvi ndine kushomeka kwehurongwa. Uye chii, mumwe munhu ane akawandisa neizvi? Saka svika paunokwanisa!
Waizviziva here, semuenzaniso, kuti Pablo Picasso aive fan wemakomiki kwenguva yakareba. James Joyce akaona hunyanzvi hwakakurumbira sekuita kwechokwadi kwekufungidzira kuita chiito chepamutemo. (Kubwinya, hongu, inyanzvi ine mamiriro, iyi inzvimbo yenhau, asi tsananguro ye "misa" haigone kudziviswa.)
Kareidoscope ye makuhwa, mabikirwo, ongororo yemafashoni uye nhoroondo dzezvekuyevedza zvinondipa pfungwa yekufamba kusinga vhiringike kwenguva uye inondiyeuchidza, sekutaura kwakaita muzivi uye nyanzvi yezvenhau, Marshall McLuhan, "zvekuzara kwehupenyu, kwese kugona kwatinoita. takapotsa mumaitiro edu ezuva nezuva. «.