Mukati
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Mafungiro echirungu varume
Kutonhora, kuzvikudza uye kuoma - aya ndiwo maitiro, nekuda kwevakadzi vakawanda vekune dzimwe nyika vanotya kutanga hukama neBritish. Great Britain inyika yakavharwa, ine vagari vemo vanokudza tsika.
Foggy Albion inogona kuita seisinganakidze nekuda kwemamiriro ekunze ayo chaiwo. Matenga anogara aine makore uye nemamiriro ekunze akanyorova - ungasasuwa sei pano? Zvisinei, kuroora mugari wenyika ino kune zvakwakanakira. Tinoti tizeye zvakanakira nekuipira mubatanidzwa wakadai kuvasikana vanenge voroorwa nechiRungu.
Vagari vekuBritain havasi veBritish chete, asiwo maScots, Welsh, Northern Irish… Hongu, vese vane hunhu hwavo hwepfungwa, asi vari varombo nehunhu hwakadai sekudzikama, kuzvidzora, kusarerekera uye moyo murefu.
Zvisinei, hakuna kumbooma kukurukura navo, sezvinofungwa nevakawanda zvisiri izvo. Iyi "inotonhora" maitiro haakonzerwi nekuzvitutumadza, asi neushingi uye kurerwa kwakachengetedza.
MaBritish havana manyawi, vanongoziva kukosha kwavo. Zvakaoma zvikuru kumanikidza murume akadaro kuti achinje maonero nezvitendero zvake zvoupenyu. Ivo havaiti kutendera kune maonero evamwe vanhu uye pesvedzero yemafashoni.
VaBritish havazoregi wekutanga auya mumweya. Vanoremekedza zvikuru vakadzi, asi vanongwarira. Mune zvepabonde rakanaka, vanokoshesa kungwara uye kutevedza, njere uye mutsa.
Briton haisi yeMaodzanyemba kwauri, ane ropa rinovira kunge geyser. Mukukurukurirana, anoshandisa zvishoma zvezviratidziro, zvitarisiko zvake zvechiso zvinonyimawo. Hunhu hwake hwakanaka hunogona kuitirwa shanje chete.
Vane hunhu hwakasimba uye hwakasimba hwemukati musimboti. Vari kuedza nesimba ravo rose kuti vawane kugadzikana muupenyu, havadi kukakavara uye nhaurirano dzisina maturo.
Varume vechirungu muhukama
Inoonekwa seyakaipa fomu muEngland kuratidza manzwiro uye manzwiro zvakajeka. Naizvozvo, mukomana haagone kukugeza iwe mutsime rekurumbidza uye kusvetuka nemufaro waakasangana newe. Pakurumbidza, muRungu anofarira kunaka pane kuwanda. Vagari veGreat Britain vanhu vane nhaka.
Ndinofanira kutaura kuti mumazuva ekare maBritish akanga asina kuzvidzora uye aiita zvehasha. Uyezve, vose vari vaviri mapoka akaderera enzanga nevanokudzwa. Zvisinei, munguva yaMambokadzi Victoria, mitemo yevarume vakaremara yakaiswa muvakuru, ichiri kuonekwa nanhasi.
Murume anokudziridza kuzvidzora munzira dzose dzinobvira. Nokudaro, kunyange paanosangana nemusikana akanaka, anoedza kuzvidzora. Unogona kuwana fungidziro yekuti maBritish vanonyara zvishoma uye kushaya pekutangira muhukama.
Kazhinji vakadzi ndivo vanotanga kufambidzana. Paunenge uchishamwaridzana nemukomana, unofanirwa kuyeuka nezvehuremekedzo, kuzvidzora uye kuzvidzora.
Pane pfungwa yekuti maBritish haadi vatorwa. Ivo, chokwadika, havanzwi ruvengo rupi norupi kuvanhu vemamwe marudzi, asi pane rudzi rwakati rwefungidziro. Kashoma kuwana michato yeChirungu, semuenzaniso, nevasikana vatema kana vakadzi vechiChinese. Asi nevakadzi vechiRussia, vanotanga hukama nemoyo unoda.
Mukati, varume ava vanogona kunge vaine shungu kwazvo, asi havaregi kushuva kwavo kubuda. Murungu anogona kuregedzera mhepo panguva yemutambo wenhabvu chete. Bhora ndechimwe chezvinonyanya kufarira zvevakomana. Kuti adewo mukomana wake kwaari, musikana wacho pachake anofanira kuva muchengeti anoshingaira.
Typical Englishman
Briton haakuudze nyaya uye kuparadzira zvisina maturo zvivimbiso. Kana akapa shoko rake, acharichengeta! Saka, hazvisi nyore kukunda murume akadaro, asi kana watokunda mwoyo wake, unogona kuva nechokwadi chokuti ndewako.
VaBritish vanokoshesa kunaka mune zvese. Vanopfeka zvine hungwaru, asi zvine chimiro. Briton haazvifariri kana musikana achifanira kuenda kuzuva akapfeka separrot.
Zvinofadza kuti munhu wese atarise mukadzi akanaka akanaka, asi kune veBritish, kuravira kwakanaka uye mwero zviri pamusoro pezvose. Kana murume akadaro akapa zvipo, saka anoda zvinhu zvinodhura uye zvakakosha, uye kwete zvidhori zvakachipa.
Varume ava vanoda kukurukurirana kwechokwadi pamusoro pekapu yetii inonhuhwirira. Iwe unogona kutaura navo nezve chero chinhu - nezve art, nezve zvinoreva hupenyu, nezvekunaka kwezvisikwa. Briton anogara achikuteerera uye kukubatsira nepaanogona napo.
Asi ramba uchifunga kuti maBritish haafarire zvakanyanya manzwiro "kureurura" uye kukurukurirana kwakapusa. Uye chii chatingataure pamusoro pehasha dzevakadzi nezviitiko. Ivo havazoshivirire hysterical uye capricious vakadzi vadiki. Vanobva vangoti, “Famba zvakanaka mudiwa! Hatisi munzira. ”
Mhuri yeChirungu: maitiro
Pasinei nehumwe rudzi uye kuvimbika kutsika, varume vazhinji vechiRungu vari kutsvaga madzimai kubva kune dzimwe nyika nemaune. Sei? Nekuti vekwavo vakatarisa kumabasa avo, uye imba nemhuri zvakadzikiswa kumashure.
Uye kuvarume veChirungu, chinhu chikuru ndechokuti mukadzi anova mudzimai akanaka uye tenzikadzi. Imba yavo ndiyo nhare yavo uye zvinofarirwa nemhuri pamusoro peshamwari nezvimwe zvese.
Kana uri kufambidzana nemukomana wechiRungu, usataure zvakaipa nezvenyika yake uye nhoroondo yayo yekare. VaBritish vanodada nehugamba hwemadzitateguru avo, kukudza madzitateguru avo. Varume ava havadi vasikana vanotaurisa zvakanyanya. Pane kubvotomoka zvakanyanyisa, zviri nani kunyarara.
Murungu anokoshesa hukuru hwemweya mumukadzi, kunyangwe mavambo ake ane basawo kwaari. Haufanire kunge uri wedzinza remhuri yemuchinda, asi mhuri yako inofanira kubudirira.
Kana zvinetso zvikavamba muupenyu hweroorano, murume nenzira iri yose inobvira achadzivisa chatanuro. Munyika ino, haisi tsika yekushambidza tsvina yerineni paruzhinji. Maonero ake kumukadzi wake haagone kukanganiswa neshamwari kana vaanoshanda navo, kunyangwe maonero eruzhinji akakosha kune maBritish.
Chinhu chikuru hachisi chokupopotedzana nevabereki vemurume wako, avo vachaitawo zvose zvavanogona kuti uvandudze hupenyu hwemhuri yako.
Varume vechiRungu vanoda vana uye vanoda kubatsira kuvarera. Kana munguva ye-candy-bouquet ivo vachitonhora uye vane utsinye nemanzwiro, zvino mushure memuchato ivo vanochinja zvakanyanya - vanova vanyoro uye vane hanya, vane hanya uye vanonzwisisa. Mukadzi kuseri kwemurume kunge rusvingo rwematombo.
Madzimai, nyaya yacho yakakubatsirai here? 🙂 Ndinoshuva kuti vasikana nevakadzi vanorota kuroorwa neChirungu kuti vagare vachifara!