Musi waApril 12, mukuru-mudiwa wekati wenyika, musiki uye wechigarire director director weKat Cat Theatre anosvika makore makumi manomwe. Pausiku hwechirangaridzo, Yuri Dmitrievich akagovana ne "Antenna" kucherechedzwa nezvekuti mhuka idzi dzakafanana sei uye kwete kufanana newe neni.
April 6 2019
- Katsi dzakatendeseka uye dzakavimbika mhuka. Vanhu vanofanirwa kudzidza kubva kwavari kuvimbika. Kana kati ikawira murudo, saka yehupenyu. Achaendeswa zviuru zvemakiromita kure, asi anouya zvakadaro, ndokumbundira munhu uyu ndokuti: "Ndauya kwauri."
Mumakati, haufanire kutsvaga kufanana kwekunze nevanhu. Chitarisiko chinhu chenguva pfupi, asi chimiro chemukati chakakosha kwazvo. Iyo katsi yakanyanya kusimbiswa uye inoteerera. Iye anonzwa munhu, yake biofield. Achauya, kana paine chinhu chinorwadza, iye achatanga kusunungura nzara uye kuita acupuncture. Panyaya iyi, katsi, chokwadika, ine mukana wakakura kupfuura dzimwe mhuka. Kunyangwe ukazvikanda sei, inowira pamakumbo ayo, nekuti ine muswe kunge propell. Anomonyoroka nekugadzirisa kuwira kwake mumhepo chaimo. Hapana mhuka inogona kudaro, uye kati inogona nyore.
Ndakanzwa zvakawanda kuti katsi dzinoteedzera hunhu hwomuridzi, asi izvi hazvisizvo: vanojairana newavanoda, asi imbwa dzinongodzokorora. Kana iye muridzi achikamhina, iwe unotarisa, mumwedzi imbwa iri kukamhina zvakare. Uye kana muridzi achizvikudza, imbwa inozvitutumadzawo. Makati ane mwero, mukati mawo, ane njere uye haadi kuratidza manzwiro. Vanozvibata nekuzvidzora - uku ndiko kubatsirwa kwavo pane dzimwe mhuka.
Asi kati inonyatsonzwa munhu - hwema hwake, kunzwa, biofield, timbre yezwi. Akataura kumwe kunhu - ivo vatove kutendeuka. Museve Wangu, sekutaura kwamai vangu, yanga ichitomhanyira kumusuwo ndichangopinda nekupinda ndikataura nemumwe munhu. Makati ane nzeve yakakosha.
Isu tinochengeta katsi dzedu dzese kumba, kwatinogara isu pachedu. Takavavakirawo imba inochengeterwa vakwegura. Mhuka haichashandi newe, yachembera, asi rega ivepo zvakadaro - pamberi pemeso ako. Huya chipfuwo. Iyo katsi inodya yakawanda, asi inoramba iine yayo fomu fomu. Unomutora mumaoko ako, uye panongova nemapfupa chete. Muviri hauchanzwisise mavitamini, sevanhu. Naizvozvo, zvinodikanwa kuti paive nekutariswa.
Ndakabatirirawo. Ndine gore rakasarudzika - zana ramakore sekasi yenyika (rangarira kuti Kuklachev zvakare mutambi wecircus, kapeti clown. kushiri. Vese vatambi uye vaimbi vezera rangu, vachiudza yako magazini nezve zvakavanzika zvevechidiki uye runako, vanobvuma kune zvekudya nemitambo, uye, zvechokwadi, katsi dzinondipa uye kundichengetedza, ndinowana rudo rwakawanda kubva kwavari.
Asi ini handikwanise kuita pasina maitiro akajairwa futi. Panyaya yekudya, ini ndinoedza kusanganisa mapuroteni akasiyana - ndinodya zvakasiyana, ndinoedza kusadya zviwitsi kuitira kuti pave neshuga shoma. Ini ndinodzidzirawo kufema kwaButeyko (seti yemaekisesaizi akagadzirwa nasayendisiti weSoviet pakurapa asthma. - Approx. "Antenna"). Dzimwe nguva ndinomuka mangwanani uye ndinonzwa kuti ndinorarama chete nekuda kwaButeyko, nekuti panenge pasina kufema.
Ini ndinofudza katsi neturkey. Ichi chikafu chekudya. Huku dzinobaiwa jekiseni nemavhitamini, mishonga inorwisa mabhakitiriya, uye dzinotora turkey zvakanaka. Makitsi edu anorarama makore makumi maviri nemakumi maviri neshanu (nepo katsi mumafurati dzichirarama paavhareji kubva pamakore gumi nemaviri kusvika gumi nemashanu. - Approx. "Antenna"). Makore gumi nemana musikana musikana, musikana wechikoro. Isu tine akasiyana veterinarian, tinovapa mavitamini. Tinotora ropa. Isu tinoziva kuti imwe kati ine chirevo cheiyo urolithiasis, saka haugone kudya mbishi. Anoda chikafu chakakosha, icho chinodhura katatu, asi iye ane tarenda, saka mitengo yacho yakakwira kupfuura yevanhu. Tine chirongwa chekudya chekati yega yega.
“Ndinoshuvira vaverengi veAtena mumutauro wekatsi: mur-mur-mur, my-me-yau, myam-myam-myam, my-yau, shshshshshsh, meow-meow-meow. Hutano kune vese! "
Gore rega rega unoona kuti hupenyu huri kupfupika uye kupfupika. Ini handisi kufara zvakanyanya nezviri pamberi, kuti ndiri kukura nekukura. Ndichapemberera zuva rangu rekucherechedza zvakapusa. Ndakafunga kubata Dobroty mutambo gore rega. Isu tinotora vana kubva kunherera, mhuri dzinowana mari shoma uye mhuri huru, uye tinoronga kwavari yemahara show uye nekupa zvipo. Handizvifarire kana mumwe munhu akandipa chimwe chinhu, uye ndakafunga kuzvipa ini pachangu.
Kana mumwe munhu akandipa chimwe chinhu, ndinonzwa kunyara, kunyara, uye kunyangwe kazhinji ndichipa chimwe chinhu chandisingade. Ndinotenga zvandinoda ini. Uye ikozvino ivo vanowanzo kupa chimwe chinhu chinorara kumba uye chinopinda munzira. Zvinosuruvarisa. Kune vana, ndichapa mabhuku angu, maCD, mavhidhiyo, zvidhori (aya madhora ari mumuseum yangu). Uye ini ndinopa rudo kukati dzangu pamhemberero dzavo. Inonyanya kukosha. Havadi chimwe chinhu. Vanoda chimiro chakanaka, chemutsa, chekunzwira tsitsi. Ivo zvakare vane chimiro chakazara chekukwira, vhiri rekumhanyira mukati, zvidiki zvekutambisa zvekutamba nazvo - saka zvinonakidza. Kune katsi dzakawanda mumba, asi vanhu vaviri chete - mudzimai wangu Elena neni imba iri hombe, asi vana vanogara zvakasiyana. Vane mhuri dzavo, vana, nevazukuru. Zviri nani. Ndakaona kuti ndaifanira kuzorora.
Imba ine nhurikidzwa nhatu, mwana mumwe nemumwe ane uriri (maKuklachev vane vanakomana vaviri - Dmitry ane makore makumi mana nematatu uye Vladimir ane makore makumi matatu nemashanu, vese maartist emitambo yake, pamwe nemwanasikana wemakore makumi matatu nemasere Ekaterina, theatre mhizha. - approx. "Antenna"). Vanouya dzimwe nguva - kamwe chete pamakore matatu. Ipo ivo vazukuru vaive vadiki, vaiuya kazhinji. Tichiri kugara musango, kunyangwe muMoscow. Ikoko tine akawanda emastrawberry, kune hwakawanda hwowa, pazasi peRwizi rweMoscow. Tave tichigara ipapo kwenguva yakareba. Pakutanga zvaive zvakakodzera peni, kwete senge zvino. Ini ndaifanira kutora mabheyaringi angu. Tazviita. Takatora zvataida. Iye zvino tinoenda kupaki, sango, kunoshanyira. Hatisi kusunungura katsi. Vanomhanya muyadhi medu. Ikoko vane huswa hwakakosha, vanokwira miti - vane rusununguko rwakakwana.
Katsi dzedu iSprat, Tulka, Arrow, squirrel, Cat Pate, Cat Radish, chando katsi Behemoth, Entrecote, Sausage, Shoelace, Tyson - murwi anorwa nemunhu wese. Kana paine chero chinhu, ini ndinoti: "Ndichafonera Tyson - anoshanda newe." Imwe katsi Mbatatisi, katsi Watermelon - inoda manwiwa, inodya yatove champs. Banana katsi inodya mabanana nekunakidzwa. Radishi katsi inobata radish uye inotamba nayo segonzo. Karoti anoita zvakafanana. Asi kupfuura zvese isu tinoshamiswa nePatato - anotora mbatatisi mbishi ndokuitswanya seapuro. Kune zvakare Gavrosh, Belok, Chubais, Zhuzha, Chucha, Bantik, Fantik, Tarzan - inokwira saTarzan, Mbudzi katsi - inosvetuka sembudzi, Boris katsi, Yogati katsi. Iyo tube skydiver inoda kusvetuka pasi kubva pasi yechishanu pasi. Zvino zvakaitika munguva yechando. Ndakazoipihwa mumba imomo. Vakakumbira kuitora. Kana zvisina kudaro iye achaputsa pamwe navo. Akabata shiri iya ndokudonha, asi yaive nguva yechando akawira muchando. Akafamba husiku hwese, akaifarira, akadzoka kuzodya - uye kufamba zvakare. Hatidi kumutendera kuti apinde, asi akasvetuka nepahwindo. Ipapo chando chakanyungudika, taifanira kuturika mambure kuti asatsemuka - isu tinotyira hupenyu hwake, anofunga kuti kune chando.
Uye ini ndine maitiro akafanana nekitsi - zvakanaka. Semuenzaniso, mangwanani ega ega ndinomuka ndichinyemwerera: ndakamuka uye ndinofara kuti ndichiri kurarama - mufaro wakadii. Kurara, ndinofunga kuti ndinofanira kuzorora, uye ndinozorora. Makati ane tsika yakanaka: pavanongonzwa mimhanzi, vanotoda kushanda. Vanomhanya, kusvetuka, kunakidzwa - uye isu tiri navo.
Ndeapi makati anoita vanozivikanwa vane mazita ekati anotaridzika?
Yana Koshkina. “Hoo, musikana akadii! Busty, rakasviba-bvudzi, uye maziso! Yakagwinya saRaymonda wedu. "
Tatiana Kotova. “Runako rumwe chete, tsvukuruka chete, inokwezva kamwe chete. Kunge Anechka, uyo anomira zvine mutsindo pamakumbo ake epamberi ”.
Alexander Kott. “Mutungamiriri akanaka, chiso chake chiri nyore uye chine mutsa. Inotaridzika kunge yakajairwa kadhi yadhi kana yedu Gnome. "
Anna Tsukanova-Kott. “Mukadzi wake, mutambi anoshamisa, anotamba mumitambo yepamusoro yeTV. Anoratidzika kunge katsi yedu ine mwero, inonakidza Zyuzu. "
Nina Usatova. “Muimbi wangu wandinodisisa! Mukadzi anoshamisa. Wakatsiga, zvine mutsindo. Mune hunhu, mumwe anonzwa, akafanana naPeter wedu - katsi inonyanya kudiwa mukufirimu nhasi. "
Zviya, muhudiki hwangu ndaisaziva kuti ndaizoshanda nekatsi, asi hupenyu hwakaitika nenzira yekuti mudzidzisi wangu aive Murzik. Dhizaina - Kees. Muvakidzani - Kitty. Musoro weDhipatimendi reHR - Koshkin. Ndiri pano, semukwikwidzi Kuklachev, uye ndakabatana katsi dzese.