Chokwadi chekuti varume nevakadzi vanowanzo taura mitauro yakasiyana chave chichizivikanwa kwenguva refu. Zvinogona kuva zvakaoma kuti tinzwisise mumwe nemumwe - kunyanya kana tisingataudzane takatarisana, asi, toti, mukutaura. Nzira yekufungidzira sei rudzi rwe interlocutor kubva kumameseji uye kuvaka hukama naye (uye zvinonyanya kukosha, zvakakosha here)?
"Airevei?", "Arikuda kutaura chii neiyi emoji?", "Sei achigara achipindura mumamonosyllables?", "Nei asingawanzo kunyora kudaro?", "Nei achindizadza nezwi mameseji?" - vakadzi vazhinji padanho rekuzivana nemunhu waangangoita mudiwa vanofanira kubvunza iyi nemimwe mibvunzo yakawanda. Kuziva typology yeInternet interlocutors kuchabatsira kunzwisisa kuti ndiani akavanda kuseri kwemasiki chaiwo.
1. Simbe
“Matiki” muWhatsApp chat akashanduka kuita bhuruu maawa mashoma apfuura, uye nanhasi haasati apindura… Mifungo mizhinji iri kutenderera mumusoro make: sei asiri kunyora? Haandidi! Chii chiri kumumisa? Sei asina hanya neni?
Ari kunyora chii: hapana.
Yaanofarira emoticons: emoticons? Smiles? Hazvisi nezvake!
Zvazvinoreva: hapana chikonzero chekuvhunduka. Kunyarara kwake hakuna zvakunotaura pamusoro pako - iwe uchangowana muenzaniso weusimbe. Kana, zvisinei neizvi, iwe uchiri kumufarira, fonera uye kuronga kusangana nekukurumidza. Kungotaura chete uye nguva icharatidza kuti ane usimbe mune zvimwe zvese.
2.Little
Hazvinei kuti mibvunzo ipi uye kuti mingani yaunobvunza, anongoipindura nenzira pfupi zvikuru. Mumwe nemumwe wake monosyllabic "hongu" kana "kwete" iwe unoona sembama pachiso. Hazvina mhosva kuti unoita sei kuedza, iwe haugone kukwanisa kutaura neanopindirana akadaro.
Ari kunyora chii: kune wako “Mhoro, ndakanakidzwa nezuro manheru. Kutarisira Chishanu. Tozoonana kuma seven? - anopindura neshoko rokuti "hongu". Uye zvose?! Hongu, ndizvo chete.
Yaanofarira emoticon: chigunwe mudenga.
Zvazvinoreva: "laconic" inotaura chete ruzivo rwekutanga muhurukuro. Majee, manyemwe, kupfimbana hazvisi zvake. Usatore maitiro ake ehudiki pamwoyo: kazhinji, haatombonzwisisi maonerwo aunoita maitiro ake enhaurirano chaiyo.
3. Sentimental
Murume akadaro anozadza mukadzi wepamoyo nemashoko erudo, achiita kuti anzwe kuda kudiwa. Kutaura kwake kuzere nemadimikira erudo uye ndima dzinopa mweya. Zvinoita sekuti ane nzara yerudo, yerudo uye shungu.
Ari kunyora chii: "Kana ndikafunga nezvako kana kunzwa izwi rako, moyo wangu unorova nekukurumidza."
Yaanofarira emoticons: mwoyo mutsvuku kana "kutsvoda" emoticon.
Zvazvinoreva: hukama hwake hwekupedzisira hwakapera, kana asiri makore, ipapo mwedzi yakareba yapfuura. Kubva ipapo, akakwanisa kuongorora zvakawanda. Panguva ino anoda kuita zvose "zvakanaka", saka anoratidza pachena kuti anofarira hukama hurefu newe.
4. Baba X
Kune yega yega meseji yako muchat, ane cheeky kana inodenha mhinduro yakagadzirira. Anowedzera kufarira kwako kungave nemibvunzo yekunyomba kana kumbomira mukukurukurirana. Zvinenge zvisingabviri kuziva vavariro dzemaitiro ake. Hapana kujeka, asi kufara uye kufara - kupfuura zvakakwana.
Ari kunyora chii: kune yenyu “Ngatisanganei neMugovera?” anopindura kuti: “Nei musi weMugovera chete? Ndinokuona manheru ega ega muhope dzangu."
Yaanofarira emoticon: kuchonya emoji mune zvese zvakasiyana.
Zvazvinoreva: zvirokwazvo haungafi wakafinhwa nazvo, asi hazvina kufanira kumirira chimwe chinhu chinopfuura mutambo unonakidza. Kazhinji (kunyangwe zvisiri nguva dzose) Mr. X i“mukomana akaipa” kana kuti murume wevakadzi. Mutambo ndiwo chido chake, asi hukama hwenguva refu, pane zvinopesana, hazvibatanidzi muzvirongwa zvake.
5. Chenjera
Yako smartphone inogara ichidedera. Paunongoenda kunotonhorera muhofisi, muInbox matova nemameseji matsva makumi matatu nemapfumbamwe. Mutauri haafanire kubvunzwa nezve chero chinhu - ari kungotarisa. Naiye, iwe unonzwa sekuona kuratidzwa kwechokwadi, kudzidza nhau kubva muhupenyu hwake hwezuva nezuva munguva chaiyo.
Ari kunyora chii: "Fungidzira, mumwe wandaishanda naye akandiunzira latte - pasinei nokuti ndine lactose kusagadzikana! Ndinopika kuti ndakamuudza izvi kane chiuru. Ehe, uye ndine tennis manheru ano. Nguva yadarika ndakachengeta zvibodzwa.”
Yaanofarira emoticon: kuseka emoji mune akasiyana siyana, akati wandei zvidimbu mumutsara.
Zvazvinoreva: achipikisa monologues dzake dzisingaperi, kunyange kuseka hakubatsiri. Iye, sezviri pachena, haasati agadzirira kutaura zvizere. Haafarire chero maitiro kana hupenyu hweanopindirana. Kana kunyange panguva yemusangano chaiwo anotaura chete pamusoro pake, inguva yekubvisa iyi inoshamisa kuonana.
6.Inotsvedza
Murume akadaro haapotsa mukana mumwe chete wekutaura zvinonyadzisira kana zano, chirevo chepabonde chinotevera chimwe. Anonyatsoziva maitiro e "tsvina chat", asi, nhamo, mameseji ake haasi epakutanga - pane kufanofungidzira. Zvisinei, zvinokatyamadza, neimwe nzira vanobata vazhinji vedu.
Ari kunyora chii: achipindura shoko rokuti waneta, anonyora kuti: “Ndine pfungwa yokukumutsai nayo.”
Yaanofarira emoticon: tsoko yakavhara muromo.
Zvazvinoreva: mazano mukutaura akanakira kutichengeta pazvigunwe zvedu, asi muhupenyu chaihwo, kutaura nemurume akadaro kunowanzova kunonetsa. Neanopindirana akadaro, sekutonga, zviri nani uye zvinofinha. Mukomana wetsamba dzanezuro akaendepi? Usatarise, haipo. Iye achadzoka zvakare mukutaura kana nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero ukafunga kuenderera mberi nehurukuro. Uye nenzira, yeuka: mitsara isina kujeka uye mitsara haigadziri mudiwa akanaka kubva kumurume akadaro.