Funny anecdotes kubva kumadzibaba panguva yekusununguka

Vanababa mumatunhu avo ese

Kuzvarwa kwemwana kune chipo chekushungurudza baba vanopfuura mumwe! Humbowo murutsigiro, neiyi anthology yeanosekesa uye crisp anecdotes, yakataurwa naamai paInfobebes.com forum ...

“Murume wangu ari mumatunhu ake ose panguva yekuzvarwa kwevana vedu, zvekuti pese pandinenge ndanzi nanyamukuta ndiite chimwe chinhu, ndiye aitoita sekuti ‘pusha’. murombo anoshanduka piriviri, kana mumwe munhu paakamukumbira kuti andipe mask yeokisijeni, akaipfeka… ”

nabel1977

“Kusununguka kwangu kwakanga kwakareba zvikuru (32h), kwakaparara kwakasimba zvikuru, ndakange ndisisanzwe matumbu. Murume wangu akakwenya monitoring kuti andiyambire painge pasvika! Kusvikira panguva iyo zvose zvakanaka, asi pakusunda, nyamukuta anobvunza kuti ndiani asara (murume wangu kana amai vangu), uye ipapo, murume wangu anozvipfimba, zvakajairika! Batisisa, pane kuti andibatsire kusunda nekumira padivi pangu akagara pabhini rekurapa mamita maviri kumashure kwangu nekuti aitya kuona ropa kana kunhuwa zvisingaite! Chinhu chakaipisisa ndechokuti apo gynecologist akatora spatulas, yakashanduka yakasvibirira! Akaramba achindibvunza kana ndakanga ndisinganyanyi kutya, zvinonyadzisa !!! Ndakamuyambirawo kuti dai taiva nesecond, amai vangu vaizosara vachidzingwa !!! Kwete asi!!! ”

cecilou13

“Kechipiri, murume wangu ndiye akandiseka mushure mekusununguka. Zvakanga zvafamba zvakanaka kwazvo, pasina kurwadziwa, pasina kuridza mhere, nekukurumidza! Taive muimba yekusunungutsa nemwana (akazvarwa 1 hour ago muchembere). Aiva kune rimwe divi uye murume wangu ari pachigaro kune rimwe divi. Kamwe kamwe anochema zvishoma, uye murume wangu anokwakuka ndokuti, “Chii ichi?” “Ndinomupindura kuti: “Mwanasikana wedu! Wakanganwa here kuti ndichangozvara? ” Uye ipapo, kuseka kukuru kubva kwatiri tose: kwaiva kumadokero zvishoma baba… kushaya hope! ”

helo1559

"Kumwanasikana wangu wekutanga, ndakatanga kusunda, nyamukuta anozivisa murume wangu:" Ndizvozvo, tinogona kuona kumusoro kwemusoro, huya uone! »Anenge atozungunuswa, haafarire ... ipapo kweminiti gare gare anodemba, uye pakupedzisira anokumbira kuona. Mugumisiro: pamberi pepamusoro pemusoro wakafukidzwa nevhudzi shoma rakanamira pamwe chete, akati kuna nyamukuta: “Hongu, zvakanaka, ndinomuziva! »Kuputika nekuseka kubva kuna nyamukuta! Kunyangwe vakavhiringidzika, vanababa zvakadaro… "

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"Ndaifunga kuti ari kuda kundinyudza"

"Kutakura kwangu kuviri kwekutanga kwaive kwakakosha, saka ...

BB1: Baba neni takanga takanyanya kushushikana, sezvo yaive yekutanga! Takasvika kumamaternity 00:40 am, uye ipapo zvinhu zvose zvakakurumidza. Hapana nguva ye epidural, mwana arikuuya, handei kukamuri yekuberekera! Baba vakatarisa kutarisa kunotyisa uku uye pavanongoona kuderera kuri kuuya, vanobva vati kwandiri: "Chenjera, heino imwe". Ndakafunga kuti ndichamudzipa! Kuzoti pakati pemasaidzira maviri, nyamukuta anomuti anyorovese kumeso kwangu, asi iye, akamanikidzika, ndakafunga kuti ari kuda kundinyudza, haana kuregedzera sprayer, nyamukuta akafa nekuseka! Jules akasvika na1:40 am, saka zvakakurumidza. Nyamukuta vanotikorokotedza vachindibvunza kuti zvinhu zvakanaka here. Ndisati ndawana nguva yekutaura chinhu, murume wangu akabva ati kwaari, “Ndipe mapiritsi, hazvina kunaka zvachose. “

BB2: Ndinomutsa murume wangu pakati pehusiku uye ndinomuudza kuti mwanasikana wake ari kuuya! Kuvhunduka, tinoenda nemotokari uye panzvimbo yekutora mugwagwa mukuru, Monsieur anofunga kupfuura nemusango (mhoroi migwagwa inomonereka!). Sezvinei ndikasvika kuchipatara ndinomutuma kuti anobatsirwa nekuti musoro wemwanasikana watobuda! Anomhanya ndokudzoka pave paya, asingakanganwe kutyora chiso chake (ini handisi kukuseka!). Vese vachitya, vakati kwandiri: “Ndapinda zvisiri izvo, ndiri kune rimwe divi!” "Ndasvika pamberi pe" yakanaka "yekupinda, mukoti ari pabasa anotiunzira machira, ndinogara pasi nerubatsiro rwemurume wangu, ndinobvisa bhurugwa riya uye ipapo, pasina kusundira, mwanasikana wangu akasvika pamberi pekamuri yekukurumidzira! Handisi kukuudza chiso chamukoti, uye anoti kwandiri: “Madam, musazosundidzira! Panguva iyi, vananyamukuta vakanga vanzwa kumurume wangu vakanga vachititsvaka mune imwe nzvimbo yokupaka motokari! ”

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