Iwe unofunga kuti #amai vanongova zvakagadzirwa neRussia? Tichakutsamwisa - kwete, izvo zvinoitika ndezvepasi rose. Nyika yese yakakamurwa kuita miviri misasa: vamwe vanoshanduka kuita vana vacheche, vakagadzirira kuparadzira kuora kuna amai nevana nekuda kwechokwadi chaicho chekuvapo kwavo, vamwe vanoda kunzwirwa tsitsi. Mushure mezvose, munhu wese akambove vana, uye vanhu vadiki ava vakasiyana kwazvo. Zvimwe zvacho zvakaoma kuwirirana nazvo. Uye ivo vari pakati peiyi epic kukakavara. Ndini mai vacho.
"Kune chaiko vashoma chete," anogunun'una shamwari yangu, uyo mwanakomana ane ruzha kwazvo tomboy. Munzvimbo dzeveruzhinji, haamubvise maziso kwaari. "Nekuda kwaamai ava, vasina basa nemabatiro anoita mwana wavo, vanotanga kuvenga munhu wese."
Kumwe kutenderera kwekukonana kwakatsamwiswa nevhidhiyo yakanyorwa nemumwe wevaifamba nendege yeBerlin-New Jersey. Kubhururuka kwakatora maawa masere. Uye awa ese maawa masere vanhu vakamanikidzwa kuteerera kune kusimba kwesimba remwana kushatirwa. Mumwe mukomana ane makore angangoita matatu kana mana akaita ruzha zvekuti kunyangwe isu, takagara muhofisi yekunyora yakanyarara, taida kufonera iyo exorcist.
“Akangopopota. Akamhanya, akapwanya zvese zvakapoterera, akakwira kuseri kwechigaro, ndokurovera padenga, "vanodaro vafambi vaive" nerombo rakanaka "kuva vamwe vafambi veiye anodheerera.
Vashandi vendege vakaedza kufurira amai. "Tipei wi-fi, ipapo tinogona kubatidza piritsi racho, uye rinodzikama," akapindura. Pakanga pasina Wi-Fi mundege. Uye amai vangu, sezviri pachena, havana kunetseka kurodha macartoon kune iyo piritsi pamberi. Kwese kuyedza kwake kudzikamisa mwana aridza mhere kwakaderedzwa kusvika pamashoko ekuti: "Mudiwa, dzikama." Zvakashanda here? Ha! Kunyangwe mushure mekumhara, vanhu vakabuda mundege kuenda kuchema kwemucheche.
"Rumwe rudzi rwegehena," mumwe wevaive vafamba nendege yakashata akapotsa amhanya ne "sleeve". Zvinotaridza sekuti boka revana vacheche rasvika.