Baba vanoita sei Karivhari matoyi anonzwika
Tiri kurarama munyika ine ruzha. Kutinhira kwemotokari, kurira kwemafoni, kuchema kwevana: dzimwe nguva zvinoratidzika kuti nyika yose yakabatana nemakumbo edu. Chokwadi, tinotsungirira ruzha rwevana vedu, nokuti rudo runoitirwa izvozvo. Zvisinei…
Mazororo ari kusvika uye inguva iyo huwandu huri kunyanya kuwedzera.Chekutanga nekuti vana vari kufara (hatigoni kuvapa mhosva, ndiwo mashiripiti eKisimusi). Uye chechipiri, nokuti mumwe munhu angangovapa chitoyi chinonzwa.
Ndinoziva zvandiri kureva. Munguva pfupi yapfuura vamwene vangu vakapa mwanakomana wangu chipo. Zvinoyevedza. Mbuya vanofara nekusvotesa muzukuru wavo, hapana chinongoitika. Hasha dzevabereki, kune rumwe rutivi, dzinonetsa. Nekuti chipo chiri mubvunzo chinoshanduka kuita laser warrior robhoti inofambira mberi nekugadzira infernal uye isina kukanganiswa racket FIRE-FIRE-FIRE, yakashongedzwa nekuputika kweTA-TA-TA-TA submachine pfuti uye BOM-Boom-Boom mabhomba. Mwana anogona kufara nazvo kwemaawa. Uye ukamukumbira kuti amire, haakunzwe, nekuda kwerobhoti.
Chidzitiro chedhimoni ichi chingori mukombepakati pezvimwe muunganidzwa wematoyi anosuwa ayo Mwana, uyu capitalist ari kusimukira, anofara kuunganidza.
Imiwo munoziva nhamo yechitima chidiki chine TCHOU-TCHOU isingachamisiki kana changotanga. Iyo piritsi inochemerera ONAI NEIYI RIGOLO GAME kana iwe uchifona yakakosha nyanzvi. Iro bhuku remimhanzi rinodzokorora mabhawa mana ekutanga eLa Lettre à Élise nekusingaperi, kusvika warwara naBeethoven (uyo aive matsi, ane rombo rakanaka).
Uye iyi helikopta, iripo, iyo inogadzira ma decibel akawanda kupfuura iyo Ariane roketi painosimuka.
Nei ruzha rwacho rwakanyanya kudaro?
Nei ruzha rwemhando yakashata kudaro?
Ndakaedza kutepi mabudiro kuderedza din, haina kunyanya kushandiswa, muchina unogara uchikunda pamagumo.
Hapana anogona kunyatsonzwisisa kuti sei vagadziri vematoyi ekurira vasingamhanyirwe kakawanda. Zvichatora #metoo-mhando kufamba kusunungura izwi revabereki vane nzeve dzakarwadziswa? Kunyanya sezvo zvizhinji zvezvinhu izvi zvakagadzirwa kubva mupurasitiki inouraya turtles.
Pane mhinduro imwe yasara: bvisa zvinhu zviri mubvunzo panguva yekutanga kutengesa garaji. Hazvina nyore. Mwana anotarisa zviyo uye anoumburuka pasi, achishevedzera: Kwete, NDINODA KUCHENGA CHItima CHINOITA TCHOU-TCHOU. Isu hatihwine nekuchinjana. Saka tinoedza kuvhiringidza Mwana: "Munoziva, munguva yangu, takava nenguva yakanaka netambo uye chidimbu chekadhibhodhi". (Ndinotenda kuti vabereki vangu vakanga vachitondiudza nyaya iyi, uye ndinotenda kuti, kare panguva iyoyo, handina kuvatenda.)
Muchidimbu, tinokurirwa nekutengesa kwevatengi uye zvese zvatinofanira kuita kubvuma mamiriro edu seruzha rwakasvibiswa. Zvita 25 zvave kusvika, ndinoziva zvandichabvunza Santa Claus: earplugs.
Julien Blanc-Gras